Your correspondent has obtained access to Wikileaks leaks that are not going to be leaked! These sensational revelations have become a virtual torrent of piss and are causing major problems to the sewers of Britain.
The main area where wikileaks is afraid to publish information is over American views of the Coalition Government.
An analysis of Nick Clegg is devastating : 'This man has almost single handedly aroused the Students of Britain into revolt. Worse still even schoolkids are rising up and demonstrating. Publicity given to the direct action of a small number of students has been alarmist and the police response has been firstly, ham footed and is now provocative.'
The Opposition is not spared: 'Ed Miliband, son of a Marxist extremist, has been gifted with a Government that has launched into a far greater austerity package than was required, but has taken paternity leave. He has come up with vacuous statements that mean nothing and has a lot to learn about almost everything.'
Even the Monarchy has got a bit of American hammering. 'As a republic we know what a waste of money the Monarchy is. It is supposed to keep everybody happy and together but there are Charles camps and William camps at each others throats over who should succeed to the throne. The only hope is for the Queen lives to past 100.'
More leaks are promised in future days and now your correspondent has broken through the codes and security system more exposes will see the light of day.
