Wind Resources Depleting

Funny story written by Spicewood

Saturday, 13 November 2010

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Wind Resources Depleting

A report released recently by the EPA has caused widespread concern in the world energy community. It revealed that some of its findings concerning energy sources were greatly exaggerated, and serious repercussions could be felt world-wide.

A ten year study was conducted by the Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. Environmental Research Company of Washington, D.C. in which seventeen Research groups were positioned in various locations throughout the world.

The results showed that world-wide, wind energy sources are depleting, and that within six years, there could be a shortage of wind. The report shows that we are depleating wind at an "alarming rate."

They could find no reason for the decreasing wind. Wind is being utilized more, around the world as an energy source. It was hoped that this could help alleviate the use of coal and oil in the manufacturing of electricity.

Laurie David, spokesperson for AAGER, released the report to the EPA. She and Mr. Gore were attending a Written on the Wind Convention in Nassau, in the Bahamas. She spoke briefly to the press corp in the conference room of the Casa De Amor Motel in Nassau, and concluded her comments with, "Al and I are not dating and I had nothing to do with he and Tipper splitting up and wind, as a source of energy, is going to be depleted in a few years."

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