Revealed: Santa Claus is worth $900 Trillion Dollars

Funny story written by rpm1978

Sunday, 24 October 2010

How is Santa Claus able to finance creating all the gifts for the good boys and girls? He has a fortune of $900 Trillion Dollars that he accumulated through secret gold mining projects and paying the workers less than they deserved for their work.

Barack Saddam Hussein Osama and his illegal administration contacted Santa Claus to see he would gift the government enough money to pay off the National Debt but Santa Claus has refused the request saying he would rather give coal to Bad Rock Saddam Hussein Osama Bin Laden and the illegal administration for being naughty to the American people.

Rumor has it that boxes of coal will be dumped at the White House.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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