Written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 22 April 2010

image for Santa Claus puts Gordon Brown & The Labour Cult on his naughty list

We are not used to hearing from Santa Claus, at this time of year but Santa, is so annoyed with the amount of General Election, rubbish taking up the TV, that he has come out with a sensational announcement.

Speaking at a press conference, in Iceland, just overlooking a Volcano which is spewing out clouds of Volcanic Ash, Santa had this to say:

"Even although I wear red does not mean I support Labour in fact I can't stand the Bastards. I have seen ordinary working class families that have lost their jobs with no money to buy toys for their children at Christmas. Labour do not represent the working class its a lie. I am so annoyed with this myth that I am putting Gordon Brown, all Labour MPs and all the Muppets that work for Labour, on my naughty list".

Well done Santa I am sure people will send you lists of these Muppet's to ad to your naughty list.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Gordon Brown, Santa




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