North Korea declares war on popular Opticians

Funny story written by Proffitt

Friday, 15 October 2010

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Kim Jong ll stupid glasses and a girls name

According to news wires around the globe North Korea have declared war on a popular UK optician chain all because of an advert for TV!

The popular ads all poke fun at characters wearing cheap spectacles and are frequently seen on TV, but now it seems they may have overstepped the mark

The adds showed the North Korean leader Kim Jong ll adorned in a pair of Deidre Barlow type glasses ordering one of his navy boats to open fire on what he thinks are a number of Koreans trying to escape his tyrannical dictatorship. However, the target is actually a South Korean ship and he inadvertently sparks a potential war because of his cheap bins!

As the South Korean ship sinks the camera pans to a smiling Jong ll and the words 'Should Have Gone To ............' appear with the North Korean national anthem playing in the background.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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