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Thursday, 7 October 2010

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image for New Zealand branded as racists because Indian minister Mrs. Dikshit didn't find it funny?
Plenty of "dickshit" flying between Indian's Mrs Dikshit and New Zealand!

New Zealand home of it's indigenous Maori's and many immigrants including "black sheep" have been branded "racists" by Indian Chief Minister Mrs (wait for it) Dikshit.

She just happens to be managing the Delhi Commonwealth games and has made a fine ol "dickshit" (English translation = cockup) of it up till now.

Well a New Zealand radio presentator picked up on the fine ol "dickshit" that Mrs. Dikshit has caused in Delhi and dared to make fun of her and her very outlandish name.

"New Zealand are a bunch of sheepshagging racist morons," she claimed and the New Zealand government promptly agreed and offered their apologies for the massive pot of "dickshit" caused.

The New Zealand athletes have been given added security because they fear that fanatic Indian fundamentalists could start throwing buckets of "dickshit" at them.

In New Zealand fanatic, fundamental Maori's have been seen burning effigies of Mrs. Dikshit and throwing huge buckets of sheeps shit (New Zealandish translation = "dickshit" common word by the way in the Maori language) at Indian take-away restaurants.

Hoefully the thing doesn't escalate into a full blown international "throwing dickshit conflict at three paces," the reputation of Delhi and the Commonwealth games could be damaged???????

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