Obama - the most likeable president ever?

Funny story written by vagorsky

Saturday, 11 September 2010

President Obama have achieved a stunning 703 points on the Liqasse benchmark, an advanced system for measuring politicians ability to bend over for all kind of ppl.

-This is a historical landmark, no president has ever been close to this, says Mr. Hugh Lafaytte, spokesperson for the SAS institute behind the test. Obama is outstanding and are far above presidents as Kennedy, Roosevelt and Lincoln.

The highest ranked politician today, with 967 points, is the Swedish politician Ms. Sahlin who attended an Al Qaida meeting and tried to start a singsong with "we shall overcome" says Mr. Lafaytte.

-She was gangraped and then thrown out, but says it was a misunderstanding and that she will do it again for the sake of political correctness.

-Liked by all and loved by all seems to be the Presidents motto. He is extremely successful in this, using techniques rarely seen in this days.

It is said that even in Al Qaidas HQ there is picture of Obama hanging beside Osama says Mr. Lafaytte.

We will be monitoring the president closely to follow up our study..

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