What Google's Bouncy-ball Logo Means: "Get a Girlfriend!"

Written by anthonyrosania

Wednesday, 8 September 2010

image for What Google's Bouncy-ball Logo Means: "Get a Girlfriend!"
I popped my blue balls years ago matey.

Doctors say that if you are wondering what's up with today's Google homepage, fear not: The answer exists in the Big G.

Made of blue balls. Get it?

"It is code for 'Welcome to the nerd club, virgins! We brought bagels'."

So far, Google hasn't found us deserving to divulge why their homepage is featuring mouse-avoiding balls, saying only that it's "fast, fun and interactive, just the way we think search should be."

Clearly, it'll have something to do with Google's big nerd-fest tomorrow, where the company's going to unveil GoogleBalls, which will... um... ah, who gives a sh-t? It's called GoogleBalls, FFS*.

"The guy/gal whose job it is to come up with the different Google logos is the bomb," Tweeted yet another a--hole who thinks, 'Oh my GOD, my current thought is so poignant, I must share it with the universe. "Love seeing it change on occasion - and no, I do NOT live a boring life. ; )"

Others were less than impressed.

"I wouldn't let one of the blue balls join. Now it spells Coogle. The world is now a better place."

* For F--k's Sake, which is apparently what Brits think to be a clever exclaimation.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more