New Google Policy: Every Search Engine Response Will Contain The Phrase "New Acai Berry Diet" or "Earn $1500 a Month From Home."

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Thursday, 24 June 2010

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Google, Inc., the Orwellian megacorporation that earns a trillion dollars an hour by displaying ads for penis cream and low cost mortgages, has taken another step to ensure their coffers remain full while degrading their service.

Google ads are ubiquitous. In fact, there's probably a Google ad right here.

Starting next Monday, any word or phrase that is "Googled" will return a response that includes one of the following:

"New acai berry diet!"

"How Jane quit her job and is making $285,424 an hour from home."

"Want to be certified in <your keyword>?"

Google has announced that it will be changing its name from Google to cash-advance-payday-loan-asbestos-lawyer-cord blood-mesothelioma dot com.

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