Baby tiger found in airport bag, Mary Bale may be involved

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Friday, 27 August 2010

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One of Mary Bales cat hating followers with a suspected package of cats

Airport customs in Bangkok found a two-month-old tiger stashed in a bag, filled with stuffed tiger toys, which was checked-in for an international passenger flight, authorities said on Friday.

Mary Bale, who is currently under police guard, although she has no direct link to the incident, it could not be ruled out that it maybe one of her cat hating followers.

Her acolytes have been stuffing felines in containers for years as part of an international cat stuffing ring and it was only by shear bad luck that she was caught when she was.

Said one commentator in a statement 'putting that cat in that bin is what let the cat out of the bag'

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