Joran van der Sloot will be extradicted to Saudi Arabia for execution

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Monday, 19 July 2010

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Joran van der Sloot will be let out of Peruvian prison to be extradited to Saudi Arabia where he is wanted for murdering 25 Saudi Arabian women while pretending to be a Saudi Arabian Prince.

The Saudi Arabian Royal family is not pleased with his tactics at all and have demanded he be executed by being forced to travel in the middle of nowhere in the Saudi Arabian desert, with absolutely no access to water at all, so that he can die in the heat or be stung to death by Scorpions, and he will not get to listen to the music of The Scorpions either if he is stung by a Scorpion.

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