BP have at last figured out how to cap the oil spill. Mud and cement! So bloody easy, a 4th grader could have figured it out, and indeed, DID.
There has been a worldwide competition going on, underneath the mainstream news bulletins.....school-children have been working on their solutions to fix the extremely important issue of the oil spill...
It is now part of the National Curriculum...students MUST be conversant and up to date with the politics of their country beginning in the "Reception Class" of all State Schools.
Failing to offer this 'subject' to 5 yr. olds will result in the firing of any Headmistresses or Headmasters who do NOT demand that their teachers impliment this 'subject' ASAP.
A student in Miss Anne-Marie Lipert's Grade 4 class in Fairground, Ontario, suggested a couple of solutions:
a) Stick a big lump of home-made playdough on top of it.
b) Make a mixture of mud and cement and stick it in the hole.
BP seem to be swaying towards suggestion (b). It seems to smack of a decent outcome to this worldwide catastrophe.
BP head honchos are reported to be having an 'in camera' meeting tonight to discuss the suggestions put forth on this World-wide disaster of epic proportions.
We will bring you the results of the 'in camera' meeting as soon as the 'camera' is fixed.
