Sex pest demands by US, no Swiss roll over on Roman

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Monday, 12 July 2010

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Authorities in Switzerland have decided not to extradite film director Roman Polanski to the US to face sentencing just so as they can piss America off.

A spokesperson from the Switzer Government said, 'This is great! A chance to tell the U, S of A-holes that we won't dance to their tune is so brilliant. We don't particularly care for Roman whatisface either, the filthy degenerate, but when fortune offers you the chance to be a complete sod to someone who deserves it, then who are we to not lend karma a hand in running over their dogma.

Lawyers for film director Roman Poledanceski have called a US request for his extradition from Switzerland "misleading and incomplete".

The US response was "Swissland had better watch its dirty whore mouth or we will send some men around to mess your shit up. We don't have to explain ourselves to you or anyone. Hell! Everything we do is either misleading or incomplete, live with it!"

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