Written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 11 July 2010

image for Asteroids v Hemorrhoids
Is this an asteroid or a hemmorroid as seen under a microscope?

Scientists at the European Space Agency are extremely excited as they explain that the Rozetta Satellite is soon to be photographing asteroids.

Taxpayers, worldwide, just do not understand why scientists in many countries are spending billions on studying asteroids when many people on the planet Earth are suffering with Hemorrhoids.

People worldwide, including family members of those suffering with hemorrhoids, are calling for their Governments to step in and put an end to this insanity.

This present situation reminds us of the utterings, many years ago when the Americans allegedly 'put a man on the moon' yet could not find a cure for the common cold.

Ordinary people, educated but confused, just cannot fathom why so many Governments are concentrating on exploring Space when they cannot even get the people on Earth to find peace amongst themselves.

Many people want the billions spent on Space Exploration to be spent of feeding starving people, finding cures to many fatal disease, bringing clean drinking water to people who are dying from polluted water, and putting an end to wars.

This will NOT happen because these people working in the Space Agencies are living in bubbles of their own making.

They do not live in the 'real world' and live for tomorrow, NOT today.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Asteroid, hemorrhoid

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