Written by rpm1978

Tuesday, 6 July 2010

image for New uncomfortable prison being built in Guam

A new very uncomfortable prison is being secretly built in he U.S. territory of Guam.

Most cells will be for 1 person each, the prisoners will sleep on a wooden bench, no toilet the prisoners will be using a hole in the floor instead whenever they need to go.

The meals will be slop mixing a meat item and a vegetable item as well, most of the time slop will be made from chicken and peas.

There will be a sink in the cell but the water will not be the best of quality at all, is this an attempt to deter people from breaking the law? It could be.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Prison




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