It has been noted that Kylie Minogue has spend a lot of time in Pattaya Thailand in recent years and seems to have family there.
She has been spotted several times at the famous "Lady boy cabaret" and dined with the stars after the shows. Several times in her career she has been caught out getting out of cars by "up-skirt" photos revealing a strange bulge where a smooth look should be.
She also appears to have an exceptionally large "Adams apple" and a liking for pints of "Castlemain XXXX".
When quized about her sexuality she refused to let our reporter have a quick grope "down under" to confirm she was actually a female. This proves she or he has something to hide.