Written by Earl Grey

Friday, 3 April 2009

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"Who's A Lucky Boy?"

Australian Pop Diva Kylie Minute has revealed that she has had Bollocks. The parrot, who starred in the epic 'Below Decks' has been linked with a bevy of beauties but this is the first confirmed relationship.

Kylie was smitten with his charm. "How many guys can sweep you off your feet and take you to the crow's nest?" asked the diminutive songstress. However some former crew members have suggested that Bollocks was more interested in introducing Kylie to the poop deck.

Bollocks is now enjoying the life of an international playparrot. His agent Darj Eeling said "Bollocks is a superstar. He is in line to be the next James Bond. Just think, he nearly ended up in that cook's pot."

Kylie is thought to have been influenced by the news that in some parts of the world parrot semen is viewed as having anti-aging qualities. Bollocks was more than happy to oblige.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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