Australia gets its very own Joseph Fritzl

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Thursday, 17 September 2009

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State of Victoria - (OMG): Just when ya thought the incest pathogen was consigned to oblivion with Austrian dungeonmaster Joseph Friztl's life sentence along comes another perv. And big time. And in Australia of all places.

A court suppression order means that Josh Pretzel cannot be named in the media in connection with his arraignment on multiple sex crimes.

These started in the 1970's when he began violating his eleven year old daughter, subsequently fathering four children by her.

The accused's wife told police they all lived trogether under one roof 'since about 1979' and she was not aware of any abuse.

Asked about the paternity of the grandchildren Valkyrie Pretzel said "Strewth?"

Philip Garrido's bail has been set at $30 million.

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