Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 14 May 2009

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Duke seen here in one of his many failed US presidential bid marches

Salzburg, Austria - (Dungeonmaster Ass Mess): Former US presidential wannabe and ex-Ku Klux Klan grand wizard David E Duke has been cornered by police deep inside an Austrian tunnel linking Amstetten incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's torture dungeon to the Catacombs under the Vatican.

Duke, 59, was discovered with a suitcase containing $50 million of stolen funds from the Bernard Madoff Ponzi scam hedgefund.

Hidden inside a secret compartment were bankers' (French?) Letters of Comfort from an Ecuador-based affiliate of fallen Off-the-Wall Street giant Lemon Brothers.

CIA insider sources said today they've had Duke under surveillance since his November 2005 Syrian TV rant where he blamed a renegade former Mossad X-Files division's masterminding of the 9/11 WTC atrocity.

Last year Pope 'Joe the Plumber' Ratzinger made Duke an honorary Knight of the Sacred Military Constantinian Order of St George.

Nancy Sinatra has always denied being the white supremacist's birth mother.

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Topics: KKK, Josef Fritzl

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