Oslo, Norway. The capital city is under enormous tension following Germany's win in the Eurovision Song Contest.
Bands of Nazi sympathisers from the fatherland have been running around causing trouble and a small group of them have been arrested trying to set fire to the Houses of Government.
Supporters of Lena, the winning contestant, have joined the mobs and are singling out Jewish citizens for special attention.
Rumours abound that Adolf Hitler's bastard grandson is in town eager to indulge in a bit of "old fashioned Nazi usurping of the status quo".
Norwegian authorities are worried sick that this time the Nazis will succeed in changing the Government and Fascism will once more take root in Europe.
I can hear Adolf now, singing cheerfully in his grave. The c..t!!
