10 paedophiled as Catholic Priests storm aid flotilla

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Monday, 31 May 2010

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At least 10 people have been paedophiled after Catholic Priests have stormed a convoy of ships that were carrying condoms to the Gaza Strip. At least 10 people were paedophiled.

Vatican spokesman, Tarcisio Cardinal Bertone, told the Today programme that they did not start the violence. "Though our Priests were instructed to exercise maximum restraint, they were attacked," he said

"They were attacked with knives, with iron clubs, and also with live fire. We have unfortunately 10 Priests injured, one of them very very seriously. The violence was initiated unfortunately by these activists, and this is regrettable."

The ships were carrying 10,000 tonnes of condoms, to try to break a long-standing Vatican-led blockade. The Vatican says it allows about 15,000 tonnes of condoms into Gaza every week.

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