Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 25 May 2010

image for Bob Marley condemns Kingston Town raids and asks Jamaicans to protect their "Drug Lord"
"wads de problem" asks Bob Marley, leave de Dudus alone, he's just a hassling man, mon!"

Bob Marley has been speaking from his lofty heights in the Rastafari heavens about the police raids on his hometown and has condemned 'dem, mon'!

Sitting next to the Emperor Haeli Selassie, Bob, speaking through a Rasta medium called Jerkitup Jointjoy has told the Jamaicans to "stand up, get up and fight for your right!"

As for the drug lord, Dudus Coke, he is regarded by many Jamaicans as their "Black Robin Hood" and Bob Marley regularly contacts him through the vibes of "no woman no cry and a joint or two 'mon'!

Bob is thouroughly disgusted by the Jamaican police, backed by 'dose' US imperialists, and has ordered his fellow Kingston citizens to stand their ground get stoned and 'fuck de police'.

As Bob Marley is such an iconic, Godly figure in Jamaica the people believe that if you smoke a joint, do a bit of 'hassling mon, there aint nutting wrong' and that Mr. Dudus Coke is a pretty good dude actually!

Lets hope Jamaica soon returns too being just the birthplace of one of the greatest musicians of all time and the people can get back to doing what they love most, smoking a joint, mon, and listening to the 'godly' dolcit tunes of reggae master Bob Marley!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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