Self-proclaimed prophet (of god of course) Ronald Weinland, today spoke out 'against' The Red Scarf Brigade (Susan Boyle fanatics).
Ronald is, and I do understand this even if I do not agree that he is indeed a Prophet who is spoken to by his god, fit to be tied today.
Actually, Atheists don't even give a damn, for obvious reasons.
Dear Ron, he received very upsetting news indeed, the Subo fanatics had a dream come true. Some of them 'clubbed' together on an online auction and were, indeed, the winning bidders and are now the 'lucky owners' (although many of us beg to differ) of this site which boasts over 50 000 members worldwide.
The fact that they did indeed put in the highest bid and do now own their beloved site, without which they would surely shrivel up and die, (and, according to them, go meet their maker....so why were they upset in the first place?) this, in itself, does not upset Ron in the least.
What does upset Ron is the fact that many of the Subo fanatics profess to be Christians. They admitted they prayed day and night for their god's help.
Ron is said to be fuming. He is so troubled that he has hidden himself away in his mansion. He is said to be residing in the Panic Room he had built.
His reason for such drastic action? Ron just cannot believe that Subo fanatics would take it upon themselves to get down on their knees and pray for God to help them in the bidding for their beloved site.
Ron is so upset that they did not approach him, the true prophet, to assist them in their venture.
When the spokesman of The Red Scarf Brigade, Canuck William, was asked about Ron's comments, he answered,
"That guy is a loonie to the nth degree. We know God isn't speaking to him because some of our members are 'in touch with God' and KNOW that he was instrumental in getting us the fansite. God's not stupid and neither are we."
More as this story unfolds.
