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Tuesday, 16 June 2009

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CaCa, Cristiano and Bono= Real Madrid's Triple Threat

Real Madrid has been assembling a collection of the most manly men in Europenis footballs in the history of the sport. Once they acquired the behind guard CaCa, most experts thought the team would be undefeatable. The recent purchase of Cristiano Ronaldo seemed to secure an invisible European football club for years to come. but the management of Real Madrid was not over in assembling a championship squad.

Team owners spent even more euros in pursuit of a big name with a big new male sex organ. Chastity Bono is the latest newest macho to sign on with Real madrid. Is she Real? Is He from madrid? Nobody seemed to care after Chastity gasve uop her tities and became Chas Bono the former girl who can kick a soccer ball in a really Madrid kinda way. The menagerie of CaCa,Ronasldo and now, Bono should insure a Real Madrid really special threesome of triple threaters!

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