Gordon Brown just cannot work with anyone

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Saturday, 8 May 2010

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"I want to be alone."

Gordon Brown just cannot get along with anyone he works with.

This is a known fact and has been like this since he started school at the age of 5 so should be no surprise to anyone who knows him.

His Primary, through to High School teachers, describe him as a 'bully', a 'very bad loser', 'quick temepered', 'hard to please', 'always ready with an new excuse as to why his work was never completed on time', and 'a stranger to the truth'.

Fellow classmates agree with the above comments and one added,

"He was always breaking wind and blaming it on others. He picked his nose and flicked 'snotters' at other boys. He took the lunch money away from younger students on a regular basis.

When working in groups, he always had to be in charge of the pencil. He'd write his name on the work in GIANT letters and the other members of the group were always written in such 'small print', you needed a microscope to read them.

I never wanted to be in his group and eventually, NO-ONE did, so he ended up working on his own during the last 3 years of High School. I don't know what he was like at University because we parted ways after High School.

Reading the papers, it seems he hasn't changed at all."

When this former classmate asked if he thought Gordon would be a good 'leader' for the country, he answered,

"He's a perfect politician. He has all the qualities needed to be in the position. We saw that he was heading into politics at a very early age. I just won't be voting for him."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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