Alice, star of famed children's book 'Alice in Wonderland', has today announced that her experience was 'trippy as f**k'. Alice's language has shocked many people, whilst the rest seem rather blase about the announcement.
"We knew it all along," said local man, Pat Sting, "it's not as if this is news. She was completely out of her casing."
However, Alice, who has spent the last 35 years in a mental institute, defends her drug-riddled past:
"I never knew how it could hurt me. I popped everything I could those days, even using them as sugar alternative in my tea and coffee."
