Calamity ensued today as Mr Bones, of Bones & Co, South London, announced: "Oh look, the cat pumped!"
Since the incident, Mr Bones has attempted to backtrack his statement, saying that what he really meant to say was that his nine year old cat "Tuffty" has seen that the air bed Mr Bones' grandson has been sleeping on had deflated a little, and had cleverly pumped it up.
Mr Bones is said to be rocking in his chair.
