Superman p*ssed off leaves earth

Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 3 April 2010

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Is it a bird, is it a plane, no its Superman,and he left planet earth this morning vowing never to return because humans are the hardest race of beings in the Universe to understand.

Just before he left Superman made his farewell speech In London at Hyde Park Corner, because the United Nations, were not interested in what he had to say.

Superman made his speech in front of three men and a dog:

"I am leaving now because I have had enough, I have tried to help but I think you are beyond help. Of all the races in the Universe, humans are the most barbaric warmongers, you have killed Billions of your own kind over petty territorial disputes and the stupidity of religion.

"Your technology has advanced a lot faster than your ability to be tolerant of one an other and you now have enough weapons of mass destruction, to destroy your planet many times over.

"Goodbye and good luck: you're going to need it!"

With that he flew of to the second star to the right and straight on till morning. No wait that was Peter Pan, he just decided to fly off.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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