As macabre as it might appear, Barack's mother has finally provided the conclusive evidence that her son was born in Kenya on August 4, 1961. Although Ann Dunham, Barack's mother, died in 1995, she has largely remained silent over the controversy concerning the birthplace of her son. With so called "birthers" disputing evidence that Obama was born in Hawaii, this new testimony from the grave will only fuel the flames higher.
With computerized techniques not available even two years ago, Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, Professor Emeritus of Forensic Anthropology of LaFontaine College, claims to have solved the puzzle as to where Barack Hussein Obama was born. Using the still highly classified program developed by Billingsgate and the CIA, the good doctor reversed the letters of "BARACK" so that they spelled "KC-ARAB".
Now to those unfamiliar with the discipline of forensic anthropology, this might appear as a mere coincidence. However, according to Billingsgate, it was the custom in Kenya for mothers to choose names linking the child to both the country and religion of origen. It is obvious to Billingsgate that the "KC" referred to "Kenyon Citizen" and that "ARAB" referred to "Arabian." Furthermore, the name "Barack" means "blessed by God" in Arabic.
In behalf of Dr. Billingsgate, I rest my case.
