War Criminal Heals Sick Man of Leprosy

Written by Mr Anorchristic

Monday, 1 March 2010

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Master criminal Karadzic in prison yesterday

Doctors and Scientists were left baffled yesterday when a prison guard made sensational claims that the top trump war criminal of the nineties Radovan Karadzic, had cured him of his leprosy.

The guard, who cannot be named for legal reasons, stated that amazing event took place when he was on duty in the prison, delivering the ethnic cleansing masters favourite dinner, chicken tikka masala and chips.

''I must of got too close to the bars when a man with white hair, that I now know to be Radovan Karadzic, put his hand on my private parts and mumbled something in Serbian...the lights began to flicker and I blacked out...I dreamt that I was in the North Pole with Santa Clause, surrounded by elves...it was a nightmare...''

''When I woke up, my pants were around my ankles and I no recollection of what happened...all I remember, was that when I came back from Amsterdam I had loads of cheese on my private parts, and it was really bad on the day in question, but now it was gone... I knew then that master ethnic cleanser Karadzic had healed me... It must have been a miracle''

The guard, who recently lost his claim against the prison for sexual discrimination, claimed that they tried to cover up the ''miraculous healing'' and that the prison had discriminated against him because he was openly gay and sacked him thus.

A prison Spokesperson stated yesterday,''That Karadzic was being held in the prison on war crimes and was in no way related to Santa Clause''.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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