Archbishop of Canterbury disguise fooled the world says Karadzic

Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 22 July 2008

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Virtually indistinguishable....

Belgrade - (Gotcha! Mess): A UN whore crimes posse has confirmed that evil Serbian war lord Radovan Karadic hid out in Sarajevo's General Colon Bowel Colonic Irrigation Clinic, escaping detection for 13 years via a cunning disguise impersonating Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams.

Sucessive UN inspectorates failed to distinguish between him and the primate, filing countless reports that Williams was merely moonlighting in a foreign missionary position.

"Practising alternative medicine has always been a bit of a hobby of mine," the fugitive from justice chuckled today, "and pumping the shit out of silly Bosnian tossers has always given me a degree of pleasure."

His disguise and ID cover eventually fell apart after customers complained the therapisst (sic) was using alternative liquids in his treatments instead of water.

These ranged from battery acid through to liquid semtex "but certainly worked their magic opening up the sluices" as one grateful client put it today.

Former war crimes pal Slobodan Milosevic is dead and buried.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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