Prince of Whales eaten In Japan

Written by SPECTRUM

Sunday, 28 February 2010

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SeaWorld in Florida has reopened only days after a trainer was killed by a killer whale in front of the audience. There were around 2,000 people at yesterdays performance applauding and cheering as the whales moved round the tank.

The whale trainers received a standing ovation as they approached the platform before the show. Everybody seemed to have a whale of a time.

Meanwhile in Japan where they eat whale meat a Whale Known as Prince that performed at a Whale & Dolphin show in Europe was to old to perform so was sent to Japan and slaughtered for Whale meat. Not a good end for a whale that had been known as the Prince of Whales.

The whale meat was served up at Japanese restaurant in Tokyo where the diners sang that well known song WHALE MEAT AGAIN.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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