The McLuz of McLuz, the Rambling Loonie of Andulusia has relocated in Blackburn, West Lothian to ensure the continued success of the BA in Subo culture course at the University of Blackburn. Carrying her precious copies of the Broons and Oor Wullie annuals and her DVD's of Rab C Nesbitt and Chewin' the Fat, the McLuz has begun work on recruiting a replacement for Professor Patula de Fairt.
The McLuz told a press conference, held in the local karaoke venue, that she was concentrating on recruiting a Scottish course leader as she apologised for poor judgement in the recruitment of the previous postholder from the colonies.
Resplendent in her unique tartan frock, designed and made in Madrid, the McLuz talked about her affinity with the Scottish nation and it's customs and language. When asked about her wonderful new frocks she replied that she would wear the green and white for the special occasions (don't tell the Rangers supporters) such as fiestas and evenings out at the Ole Hola Tapas Bar in Blackburn and the maroon, purple and pink for the everyday battles.
The McLuz added that the Red Knickers Association has recruited McQueen of Skye to Head the Administration of the university and Donald John Gordon of the Isles as Chief of IT and Troll detection.
McQueen of Skye was delighted to be appointed to the post and said I can watch all my UK soaps online, now this wonderful thing has happened, it doesn't get much better.
Jeemy Babe, a university board member, presented bouquets of ornamental Thistles as a token of appreciation,from the men of the unofficial fansite. Wiley ole coyote sent a message wishing the university luck down the trail, Partick Thistle wishes him luck at his trial.
