Chinese Team At Olympics May Have Violated Age Requirements Again

Written by Jalapenoman

Sunday, 14 February 2010

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The Chinese Winter Olympic Team may have violated age requirements for several events, just as their summer team did two years ago when they sent underage divers and gymnasts.

Local merchants and other services in Vancouver have reported that the Chinese team has been buying a large amount of acne cream for their athletes. The team's officials have purchased multiple cases of pull-ups training pants.

In addition, the Vancouver Public Library system has reported that the Chinese requested readers to come in each night to tell their team members bedtime stories.

Thirty-two members of the Chinese Team did not march in the Opening Ceremonies as it was past their bed time.

Another telling point came when the members of the U.S. Team performed their traditional late night panty raid on the Chinese dorms. Instead of finding lace and thongs, it seems the Chinese girls had The Little Mermaid and Strawberry Shortcake underwear.

Canadian officials are making an official inquiry into the ages of the athletes.

From the United States, President Barack Obama commented that "they shouldn't worry about this...birth certificates just aren't that important anyway."

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