It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World

Written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 15 February 2010

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In Kansas today it was like a scene from the movie It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World when a massive pile up of more than 40 cars happened on interstate 70 near Bonner Springs as they all seemed to be rushing like crazy to get to the same place as though their life depended on it.

When the injured arrived at the local hospital things became a lot clearer apparently an old man had died in the hospital early in the morning but not before he told everybody he could about a treasure map and how all the treasure was hidden under a big M.

It was not until they looked at his belongings after he died that they realised he had dozens of gold coins and and old treasure map. Next thing hundreds of photocopies of the map were taken and spread round the hospital and the mad rush began to get to the spot on the map.

No one ever found the treasure the only M they could find on the map was a branch of McDonalds and after the rampaging mob had eaten all the burgers they dug up the floor but there was no treasure to be found.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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