Davos top cop Markus Reinhard in hotel suicide poser

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

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The Subtle-U-Than-Asia.con conspiracy website is assessing the Davos death

Switzerland - (Gnomes of Zurich Mess): Conspiracy nutjobs are salivating with anticipation at 2010's first official suicide 'biggie' - at the Davos economic symposium in Switzerland.

Tuesday's mystery death of Markus Reinhardt, enigmatic commander of Graubuenden's cantonal police, is being compared with some classic 'two-bullet' suicides in the USA.

Top of the conspiracists' comparison website Subtle-U-Than-Asia.con are the unusual deaths of Enron executive J Clifford Baxter (Texarse, January 25, 2002) and Clinton Deputy White House Counsel Vince Foster (Little Cock, Arkansas July 20, 1993).

Also high on site's list is the November 2009 mystery plunge of Comprehensive Nuclear-Test-Ban Treaty Organisation scientist Timothy Hampton, who fell from the 17th floor of the UN building in Vienna.

Reinhardt had been the World Economic Forum's top security official for the last 25 years, guarding politicians, billionaires, celebs and Global Piss Process wannabes alike.

Today Swiss police colleagues are saying very little ahead of an expected postmortem result 'some time in the future.'

Swiss secrecy laws are notorious for their draconian stranglehold over public information releases.

Basel-based world tennis champ Roger Federer's IQ, for instance, remains an official state secret.

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