Tin Foil Hat nutter Madsen 'is innocent, ok?' as Alan Stanford supergrass gunned down outside London jail

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 1 May 2009

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London - (Magnum Ass Mess): Conspiracy theory nutter Wayne Madsen is as smug as a bugger in a rugger scrum today despite his March 19 arrest by Federal agents on perversion of justice charges in the continuing saga of Mexican drug cartel innocent Sir Alan Stanford.

"All that might change, of course," the head of the UK's Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency commented after a top London snitch was gunned down in a drive-by shooting outside Wandsworth Jail this afternoon.

"There is absolutely no connection between Madsen, Stanford and this bit of Magnum realpolitik, OK?" was the crack cocaine attache's comment at Mexico's London embassy today.

Last month leading London newspaper The Evening Fascist quoted Ponzi-scamster Stanford threatening to 'smash that silly gob' of whoever (apart from the FBI, the CIA, MI5, Mossad, veteraqn KGB agents, Interpol, etc, etc) said he was in deep with swine fever and crack peddling Mexican drug barons.

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