Written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 22 January 2010

image for Haiti Boy 7 Jesus 3 record beaten in Port-Au -Prince

Jesus Christ rose after being buried for three days but his record has been well beat when Monley Elize a 5 year old boy from Haiti was rescued from the rubble after being buried for seven days beating Jesus by four.

In Port-Au-Prince in Haiti a week after the horror of the devastating earthquake that has killed more than 100,000 people Gary Elize was searching under the rubble of a flat where the bodies of his brother and sister in law had died when he noticed the movement of a leg in the rubble.

Gary and friends dug furiously through the rubble and found his nephew Monley Elize still alive. Its great to get a good story out of this horror in Haiti.

NEWSFLASH JUST IN HAITI MAN FOUND ALIVE 11 DAYS LATER
RECORD NOW HAITI MAN 11 JESUS 3

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Topics: Haiti




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