Written by OhWhatsHisName

Monday, 18 January 2010

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Radiation: Superhero or disfigurement?

It been 20 odd years since the Chernobyl Disaster and yet we still have no Superheros. As this world seems to crumble down around us and the absence of Captain Planet, Superman, Batman, Wonder Women, Hulk and others, we are all heading on a downward spiral to destruction.

If nuclear exposure has done wonders for Clark Kent, then why are we not seeing a new breed of Superhero from Chernobyl in Russia, and if nuclear exposure is said to cause major disfigurement as scientists clam, then where is Superman's 3rd arm, forth eye or 8th nipple?

As little kids imitate 50 year old superheros, i think its time we need a change. Teenager Mark Peterson says "Batman is so old man, it'd be rad to have like a new hero to look up to. Maybe that'd keep me off the pot."

This world needs another Superhero and myself as well as many others thought Chernobyl would be our answer, but oblivious not. Thanks Russia.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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