Banana Boy To Pose For Teen Magazines Due to His Sex A-Peel

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Thursday, 19 November 2009

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Teenaged crime fighter Banana Boy has been signed by Tiger Beat, Teen Beat, and Heart Throb magazines to pose for photo shoots. The newest teen sensation will be the cover boy for each magazine's January issue do to his sex a-peel.

Young girls all over the world have decided that the Jonas Brothers, the Twilight vampires and werewolves, and The Suite Life twins are now passe' and have turned in droves to Banana Boy.

From his crime fighting headquarters at Platano Central, the caped superhero agreed to speak with reporters about his new status.

The crime fighting teenager was upset that he could not pose for the higher paying Playgirl magazine because he is still underage. "If I could have taken off more than my shirt for the ladies," he said, "they would have seen that my stem was not very Chiquita. I even offered to cover my privates in whipped cream and chocolate syrup, knowing that the women would eat me up, but they wouldn't allow it."

"Posing for such PG rated pictures was kind of Dole when you want to spread your cheeks and show the women how a real banana splits. My nuts go really good with their cherries, if you know what I mean."

"Charles Nelson Reilly ain't got nothing on me!"

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