Mr Goldfinger and the Great Gold Conspiracy

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 12 January 2010

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Goldfinger loves only Gold

In the Bridge Suite the worlds most expensive hotel room in The Atlantis Hotel in Barbados where the room costs $25,000 for a single night we met up with a man who simply refers to himself as Goldfinger.

Mr Goldfinger asked in a deep slow voice "Have you noticed recently that there are so many companies looking for gold for cash on advertisements on television,well let me tell you why. In 1929 we had the Wall street crash it was the first warning of the possible total collapse of the monetary system, more recently we have had the bank crisis with the near collapse of banks throughout the world.

"This time they survived but one day could be tomorrow could be next month or next year or it may even be a hundred years from now but it will happen,The monetary system will totally collapse because money is only a promisorry note when the collapse happens it will be totally worthless,Gold on the other hand will always have value and the value of gold is increasing at a phenomenal rate so my advice is convert all your cash into gold be ready for the collapse"

We left Mr Goldfinger some time later after he explained he had one of the biggest reserves of gold in the world, it appears he loves only gold.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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