Flat broke Spain begs Che Guevara and Pancho Villa to start a revolution!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Friday, 8 January 2010

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If you can't get Pancho and Che get a load of old "Bulls" to do the job!

Spain is so flat broke and poor they have decided to beg ex-Mexican/Bolivian revolutionairies, Pancho Villa and Che Guevara to start a revolution.

Spain's unemployed is the highest in the EU and is growing.

Spanish unemployed youths are turning to drugs, booze, and racism.

The Spanish president has requested for help from Pancho and Che because he feels they could lead the young into a "Viva La Revolucion" burn some buildings, attack "Los Pueblos," bullfighting stadiums, the Royal Palaces, kill all the royals, the Basques and generally turn Spain into a revolutionary battle field.

Then after the revolution was "finito" build everything up again hence creating jobs for the unemployed and young.

His idea was rejected by the EU and he told them too "cohones off puta madres" and closed the border to Spains ancient enemies France and Portugal.

Mexico have pondered over the idea of releasing Pancho and Che but decided it's much better to keep them in Mexico to fight their own dastardly "Drug revolucion" instead.

Spain has now decided to release 600.000 raging bulls from Pamplona to rampage over the country hopefully destroying everything in their wake, maybe that'll create some jobs instead.

Muy Pobre Espana "Viva la Revolucion et Franco"

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