A Nigerian radical Muslim, attempting to blow up a US plane in Detriot, has caused a major breach in security.
The US were even warned by the Loonies father about his desire to enter the US and do some damage, but as usual, it was ignored.
Umar Farouk Bla, Bla, landed in Amsterdam and was actually allowed to pass Dutch security officers without them finding the explosives.
When questioned a Dutch security officer Jaap van de Weed, was totally stoned out of his brains and failed to give any adequate reason why Umar was allowed to pass he just gave the following statement:
"Man I was high as a fucking kyte and ol Mr. Farouk Bla, Bla, seemed like a cool guy, he even offered me some Nigerian Skunk man, couldn't refuse, so I let him through, no prob!"
The FBI are up in arms about the lack of control at Schiphol Airport and have asked the Dutch Authorities not to allow stoned security guards too work there.
The Dutch answered, "Fooking Yanks trying to tell us how to run the country and they're the first to jump off the planes and head for our Coffee shops (weed shops in English)!
Security has now been tightened and any guards stoned, high or pissed will now be on Ryan Air duty, man you really need to be high to fly with them!!!!!!!!!!