Written by LisaPisa

Monday, 28 December 2009

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A banana on the toilet. Yesterday.

Bananas, in pajamas, are coming down the stairs. Bananas, in pajamas, are coming down in pairs. Bananas, in pajamas, are chasing teddy bears, because on Tuesdays, they all try to catch them unawares!

People are genuinely fearful of what these giant banana's will do next.

Murder, burglary, carjacking, kidnapping are all on the cards.

A local woman who wished to remain nameless but was unfortunately christened as a child and therefore has a name, said she would "kill the buggers" if she saw them on her stairs.

Many questions remain: What were the banana's doing upstairs in the first place? Where do they buy their pajama's? What strange event lead to the creation of giant banana's?

We haven't a clue here at our office. But we are genuinely worried about stepping on one of their skins and breaking our necks.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Banana




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