The Iranian President has called the US "a bunch of lying, evil infidels" and has promised the US that Iran will stop at nothing to prove they are right??? (what!)
US claims upon claims that Iran is about to launch a nuclear weapon, destroy the world and go to Allah are being constantly targeted at Iran.
Their angry President denied everything and warned the US, "if they continue to lie we will then do everything in our power to make sure their lies are the TRUTH!"
Now President Obama not quite understanding what Iranian logic is decided to continue with his rhetorical accusations hoping that his threats would stop Iran producing a "nuke" and hope that his Asian advisors translated his message correctly.
As usual Iranians were totally misunderstood, they meant, "if the fucking yanks keep on accusing us with their lies then we will turn their lies into truths and bomb the shit out of the US with our Nuclear rockets!" (an old Iranian proverb by the way!)
Now this last message was pretty clear so Obama sacked his Iran advisors, asked Iraq to start a war immediately against Iran with Israel backing them up.
US troops are too busy at the moment to join in so Obama has asked that renowned, globally feared force, the Swiss Army, to attack Iran (they don't like minarets either!) and is hoping that Iran will now see sense and go back to producing flying carpets instead of "Nukes!"
