Copenhagen DK: A noted Danish psychologist, Dr. Hans Bloomersjold, has theorized why the Danes are violently protesting outside the Climate Change Conference.
Dr. Bloomersjold believes that the environmental fanatics who break windows and burn cars are suffering from Repressed Viking Syndrome (RVS). This illness is called PMS when translated into the Danish language. Danish aggression has been suppressed in the populace since the Viking era ended in the 11th century.
In the modern era Danish animal rights organizations and rabid vegetarians have removed red meat from Danish diets. Animal lust has resurfaced among the protesters because of this lack of protein.
The Danish Prime Minister, Lars Lokke Rasmussen, has authorized that 1000 long ships be built to facilitate reinvasion of the UK by 2050, if Her Majesty's government doesn't agree to a climate change treaty. The Danish opposition parties feel that Scandinavian Airlines should be employed, as Al Gore still uses his private jet.
The UK Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has put the British Navy on alert.