Al Gore Looses His Carbon Credits in a Stolen Climategate Email to Copenhagen.

Funny story written by Clifford Rutley

Saturday, 12 December 2009

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Along with all the raw data that was deleted by the University of East Angela which showed that global temperatures have actually dropped over the last ten years, thus proving that man made global warming was a scam; Al Gore also has also had his carbon credit scheme stolen in an email. The message, which was included in the other emails that were stolen, or leaked by a whistleblower (depending on your point of view) from the University of East Angela in the Climategate scandal, showed how Al was setting up the scam by merely creating the carbon credits out of thin air, just like the derivatives bubble created credit out of thin air - loaning out many times the amount of monies that were actually deposited in the banks.

This time, Al was proposing the creation of 5000 carbon credits for every one carbon credit in real trees actually planted. The scheme was set to make Al even richer than he already has become with all the fear mongering about man made global warming that he has been pedalling, ever since he failed to become US president.

Now that the fact that he was going to market out many times the amount of actual trees he had planted has been leaked, many others are diving in while the propaganda and fear mongering about global warming still has some people living in a deluded bed wetting, knee shaking version of reality where it is all real and if they don't give all their money, rights and jobs to the globalists tomorrow, they'll die by flooding the very next day.

These include the owners of energy monopolies, banking institutions and governments who are always looking for ways to swindle more taxes out of their citizens. The bad news for Al is he won't be able to become a billionaire any more. Many physiatrists believe that he will kill himself soon, as he is the type of person who can't stand not being rich and powerful.

Sceptics are standing by to cheer at his demise and to also celebrate the kicking in at the door that was Climategate and the way it has brought the whole rotten structure that WAS the theory of man made global warming topple down upon itself - leaving the rest of us free to get on with advancing human civilisation to the next stage of what is our one true destiny - the colonisation of the rest of the solar system and the galaxy beyond.

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