'Golf Cup Filth for Ireland' haunts Tiger marriage?

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Sunday, 6 December 2009


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Mrs Woods was once a topnotch Swedish bikini model

Orlando, Fla - (Agents Provocatrices): Are sourpuss terrists bankrupted by The Scrubliner's 2006 libel of Elin Nordegren wreaking havoc with Tiger Woods' marriage?

Private detectives hired by Woods' in-laws reckon 'maybe'.

Their stunning blonde Swedish former bikini model daughter sued the Irish rag for posting naked pics of a peroxide skank lookalike in its 2006 Golf Cup edition.

Mrs Woods won a reported $400,000 in damages for the pervy hoax which the publishers claimed was a harmless 'satire of tabloid publishing' caper.

The defamation suit was in mothballs until last week when the Nordegrens hired Orlando's A1 Celeb Sleuthing Agency to probe a retributive vengeance attack on the Woods' five year marriage.

This focused on a potential link to the March 2008 downfall of ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer who was brought down to his carpet-burnt knees by an FBI hooker-ring bust.

Spitzer claimed he was a hapless victim of a the Holy Roman Emperor VIP Club vice racket that nailed other skank-shaggers like the UK Duke of Westmonster and Max 'Nazi S&M Dungeon-Freak' Mosley.

Is golf wonder-champ Tiger Woods the latest to be outed by hired hands from this notorious online brothel?

"At this stage we're saying nothing," A1's CEO commented this morning, "suffice to say other men with egos like Spitzer, Woods etc have been easy prey to such scams."

Golfing legend Seve Ballesteros is one smart chap.

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