Orlando, Fla - (Stonkers): Oriental herbalists are urging use of the famous shredded Chinese tiger claw remedy to prise apart two women with similar names - and stories! - in the Tiger Woods shagging saga.
Jaimee Grubbs and Jaime Jungers have been asked to take a dose of the thorny deciduous Erythrina variegata orientalis.
The respected alternative to standard pharmacological lie detector substances has previously been applied in Vietnam where its leaves were used 'to wrap fermented meat.'
Medical procedure manuals are somewhat vague on its exact application.
"The 'fermented meat' part is a clue, of course," Sino-toxicologist Prof V Smart commented today.
"We usually recommend that women take an 'intimate poultice' of the substance or use it internally as a suppository.
"Oral ingestion works just as fast but can be less visually stimulating under the right circusmtances."
