The Dutch Navy consisting of a rowing boat and a Viking Longboat arrests Somali pirates!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 3 December 2009

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The Dutch Navy's secret weapon a rubber dinghy + Viking Longship and a leaking rowing boat!

The Dutch Imperial Navy has done what no other Imperial Navy could have done, arrest Somalian pirates.

What makes this amazing feat even more astonishing is the fact that the Dutch Imperial Navy is made up of a leaking rowing boat, used for dragging Junkies out of Amsterdam canals and an ancient Viking Longship, restored and relaunched in 1825.

It's original use was for capturing African slaves and exporting them to America.

This was a most successful operation because Africans stood on the beaches pissing themselves with laughter at the fascinating sight of the ancient craft whilst Dutch slavedrivers crept up from behind, knocked the stupid bastards unconscious and shipped them off, clever these Dutch!

Now the same tactics have been used by NATO, Somalian pirates, pissing in their very seedy pants were absolutely dumbfounded by the sight of this ancient contraption.

They remained mesmerised by the Dutch sailors dressed as Viking warriors, while from behind a rubber dinghy (sorry, forgot to mention that very important vessel) crept up and bobs-your-uncle, arrested the stupid morons!

Obama has been studying this fantastic tactic and is hoping to launch a similair Dutch offensive in Afghanistan with an ancient Trojan horse, maybe the Taliban will piss themselves to a standstill too!

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